What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 18:27
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Should a male with long hair comb his hair daily?
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
How can AI chatgpt be bypassed?
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
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No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
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Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
So they tried
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
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